Saturday, 26 December 2015

Perkup Cafe & Burger Bar Review

This place is on Collins St and I like it.
Every weekday morning there's a girl out the front that sells TWO DOLLAR COFFEES and that is the best.
Also, I had a bacon burger there and it was real good and pretty reasonably priced.
One issue is that I went to get some water but there were no clean glasses which is pretty lame but at the same time the employee was cool and gave me some clean ones.
Anyway, in closing, this place is good!

Tuesday, 22 December 2015

Richmond Club Review

This place is on Swan St and does some really great pub food. I got a burger which was real good and apparently their other stuff is decent too. Nice staff as well.

Salsa's Review

Salsa's can fuck right off. Bland, crappy Mexican food. So so so so inferior to Mad Mex and Guzman and Gopez. Their chips are actually really decent though, I'll give them that. But who the fuck serves chips at a Mexican restaurant? Idiots.

Salt Seafood and Burger Bar North Melbourne Review

This place is on Errol St and had pretty cheap nice burgers.Chips are OK. I think I had fish here once too and it was good. So yeah, pretty decent place, check it out.

Mexicali Rose Review

Real good Mehican restaurant in Richmond. Filling and tasty. I recommend-o

Wednesday, 18 November 2015

Fitzroy Kebabs Review

This place is on Smith St and is great! My mates and I come here a lot after a comedy gig to unwind and eat gozleme and it's the best and they do a meal deal and the guy there is a super nice dude and yeah, it's good.

Woolworths Southern Cross Review

Sometimes I come here for coffee on the way to work because it's cheap and actually pretty good and not usually a huge wait but there is one dude who is always rude and yawns and just has real lousy customer service so I try to avoid it now because of him.
Just goes to show how important customer service is. Take note, businesses.

Simmo's Deli Review

This place is in South Melbourne and real good. Nice staff and huge variety. They do dim sims, sandwiches, chips, burgers, salads, lasagna, and more! Check it out.

Tuesday, 15 September 2015

The Beer And Burger Bar Review

The Beer and Burger Bar is in Richmond and with a name like that, you'd think that, you'd think you'd be in heaven, right!? It is quite disapointing.
I've been there three times- one time I got a chicken burger which gave me heartburn, another time I got a vege burger and it was real good (although a friend reckons it's crap) and I also got just a regular burger and it was meh.
So as much as it pains me to say it, you are not that great, Beer and Burger Bar :(

Friday, 7 August 2015

Mr. Hollywood Pizza Review

This place is in Richmond and does a pretty decent pizza. Nothing that will leave you screaming "Mama mia! I need some more of that! Damn!" but it's still good.

Wednesday, 5 August 2015

New York Burger Review

This is an awesome burger place in a food court on Collins St.
Real dope burgers and fries and amazing value.
Definitely check them out!

Saturday, 11 July 2015

Madamimadam Review

This place is pretty average. I got a focaccia and it was OK, nothin' special, bit overpriced for what it was.

Sunday, 28 June 2015

Gami's Chicken and Beer Review

Ohhhhhhh mama!

This is a chain of restaurants in Melbourne. I've only been to the one near Exhibition St but I've been told the others are also great.

Here's what you get-

You get chicken.

You get beer.


Chicken and beer does what it says on the tin: Chicken and Beer!

If you don't like chicken and beer, you won't like this place. If you like chicken and beer, you'll LOVE this place!

Make sure you book!

Friday, 26 June 2015

William's Bar Review

This place is on the corner of William St and Flinders St in the CBD in Melbourne and it's great! real good food, decent atmosphere, come along for a cool casual lunch and a cheeky beer. Or two! Ha ha.

Thursday, 25 June 2015

Nandos Review

This isn't specific to any Nando's- they all the same:
Look, I'll admit, the burgers are decent. Nothing special though! And they charge through the roof!
The chips are pretty good though, I'll give them that. That peri peri, oh man. BUT STILL IT'S WAY OVERPRICED!
We should all boycott Nando's until they charge less!
Man, I feel like Nando's now, damn.

Cafenatics Church Lane Review

I go to the place a lot for lunch. The sandwiches are awesome! It's a bit pricey but hey, treat yo self. Friendly staff too. See you there!

Woodstock Pizza Review

This place is in East Brunswick and it's great. Really nice establishment. Proper Italiano. Take the missus and enjoy. Or as they say in Italian, le enjoy, amigo!

Vapiano's Review

This is a pizza/pasta place in Flinders Lane in the CBD and oh man it's great. You go in, you get some pizza and/or some pasta and it's awesome.
My only criticism would be there needs to be a way clearer/consistent method for lining up to order.
Anyways, def check it out!

Sunday, 14 June 2015

Kenny's Bakery Cafe on Collins St Review

One of the best sandwich joints in town. So good. I usually get the chicken schnitzel sanga. They do great doughnuts and sausage rolls too. Awesome efficient service too! Get on down.

The Richmond Pie Shop Review

This place is on Swan St and is ace. Real good pies and real good thick shakes and real good sandwiches. Come here if you're in Richmond and want a bloody great lunch.

Mount View Hotel Review

This place is in Richmond and I really like it. The chips are awesome and even when it's late at night they give you decent jaffles. Check it out!

+39 Pizzeria Review

This place is in the CBD and is pretty good.

West Village NYC Review

This place is on South Wharf and oh man, pretty disappointing. They have this burger which is way overpriced and bland. Just beef and cheese and it was lame. And the dude who served it was rude. The bar itself is OK, but yeah don't get the food OK?

Sunday, 22 March 2015

Pizza E Vino Northcote Review

This place is on High St and real good! They do good pizza and good pasta and decent service and it's a nice little place, so check it out yeah?

Friday, 30 January 2015

Max on Hardware Review

In Hardware Lane in Melbourne's CBD, everyone tries to get you into their restaurant with special offers. At Max, the spruiker told us he would do us a deal where we get a free drink and starter, so we were like yeah, why not.

As soon as he'd got us in, he didn't give a shit about us. We had no choice on the starter- it was four small slices of garlic bread, and I had limited selection on what beer I could choose.

The meals themselves were pretty decent, no real complaints there. Except after a few minutes of eating my salad, the waitress came over, and shoved a plate with a bread-stick on in in my face.
She explained they'd forgotten to put croutons in my Caesar salad but hey, I could rip up this bread she'd given me and put it in myself.

They also took ages to give us the checque and look, it was just shitty customer service.

Fuck what the food was like, I didn't like their attitude.


Friday, 23 January 2015

Shagy's Pizza Richmond Review

I've ordered pizza from this place a fair few times and it always delivers. As in, it's always good, not it always literally delivers. I always just pick it up. I think they do deliver though. But only weekends maybe.
Anyway, it's pretty good pizza! Check it out.

Tuesday, 13 January 2015

The Coach & Horses Inn Review

This place is in Clarkefield, which is 46km northwest of Melbourne.

The hotel is rumoured to be haunted.

I experienced no ghosts during my time there, but I did experience some decent food!

The place serves standard pub food. I ordered the regular chicken Parma. It was fairly good.

Some of their other meals include the Hawaiian Parma, the chicken Kiev and the seafood dish, which got favoursome reviews from the people I was with. (Check out their food blogs for more details)

In summary, I wouldn't go out of my way to come here, but if you ever find yourself in Clarkefield, maybe pop in for a bite to eat and hopefully not a FRIGHT TO GREET!!!!!!!! hehehehehheheheh