Max on Hardware Review

In Hardware Lane in Melbourne's CBD, everyone tries to get you into their restaurant with special offers. At Max, the spruiker told us he would do us a deal where we get a free drink and starter, so we were like yeah, why not.

As soon as he'd got us in, he didn't give a shit about us. We had no choice on the starter- it was four small slices of garlic bread, and I had limited selection on what beer I could choose.

The meals themselves were pretty decent, no real complaints there. Except after a few minutes of eating my salad, the waitress came over, and shoved a plate with a bread-stick on in in my face.
She explained they'd forgotten to put croutons in my Caesar salad but hey, I could rip up this bread she'd given me and put it in myself.

They also took ages to give us the checque and look, it was just shitty customer service.

Fuck what the food was like, I didn't like their attitude.

AVOID!

Shagy's Pizza Richmond Review

I've ordered pizza from this place a fair few times and it always delivers. As in, it's always good, not it always literally delivers. I always just pick it up. I think they do deliver though. But only weekends maybe.
Anyway, it's pretty good pizza! Check it out.

The Coach & Horses Inn Review

This place is in Clarkefield, which is 46km northwest of Melbourne.

The hotel is rumoured to be haunted.

I experienced no ghosts during my time there, but I did experience some decent food!

The place serves standard pub food. I ordered the regular chicken Parma. It was fairly good.

Some of their other meals include the Hawaiian Parma, the chicken Kiev and the seafood dish, which got favoursome reviews from the people I was with. (Check out their food blogs for more details)

In summary, I wouldn't go out of my way to come here, but if you ever find yourself in Clarkefield, maybe pop in for a bite to eat and hopefully not a FRIGHT TO GREET!!!!!!!! hehehehehheheheh